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Torment
Posted on July 28, 2010 | No Comments“Torment” was a critically panned Spider-Man story arc from the early 90s written and drawn by comic book artist Todd McFarlane. Brief summary of plot: Blood washes the streets of the Big Apple. Torment plunges Spider-Man into the darkness within us all as he hunts... -
Please Stand By
Posted on July 5, 2010 | No CommentsI know it’s been awhile. I am still alive, unfortunately for you. My creativity has escaped me for now but I’m working on a few blog ideas and fortunately for you, none of them involves nudity. I will update soon but until then you will... -
“Today is Spring and I cannot see it.”
Posted on May 10, 2010 | 4 CommentsOne day, there was a blind man sitting on the steps of a building with a hat by his feet and a sign that read: “I am blind, please help.” A creative publicist was walking by and stopped to observe. He saw that the blind... -
A Cure for Depression
Posted on May 10, 2010 | No CommentsIf you’re a dude and you’re depressed I’ve got a cure for you and it does not involve drowning your sorrows in an alcoholic haze! Read on. Step 1: Join the army to escape life’s pressures. Only then can one truly appreciate the value of... -
Handicap Washroom Stalls
Posted on March 12, 2010 | 1 CommentHandicap washroom stalls are like the mansions of the public washroom world. It’s like the penthouse suite of hotel rooms. You can practically do cartwheels in there. It’s so spacious and luxurious. The toilets in the handicap bathroom usually are higher than normal toilets so... -
Life
Posted on March 12, 2010 | 1 CommentDo you see life as a glass half empty or half full? I sometimes see it as completely empty. At times, I don’t. I basically just said a whole lot of nothing and I wasted your time and naturally, a part of your life. What... -
Vancouver 2010 Winter Olympics
Posted on March 8, 2010 | 2 CommentsThere are 6 billion reasons to say nay to the games but it was all somewhat worth it. My children and grandchildren may disagree. Coming into the games, I just cared about hockey and saw it as a big hockey tournament. As the events unfolded... -
Wiperblades
Posted on February 6, 2010 | No CommentsIt rains a lot where I live. I’m also in the car a lot. Often times, when it rains while I am in the car, I cannot help but notice the quiet tranquility the motion and sound that wiper blades make as they clear the... -
Year One
Posted on January 22, 2010 | 2 CommentsOriginally I wanted to post this on the exactly one year after I resurrected my old blog and started…well, blogging. That date of course was January 5, 2009 as you can see here. I’m positive all three of my readers pays attention to this meticulous... -
Merry Christmas
Posted on December 25, 2009 | 1 CommentMerry Christmas everyone! Oh how I miss those days when it wasn’t politically incorrect to say that phrase during the holiday season. Saying Happy Holidays and Seasons Greetings just isn’t the same. I’m sorry. Just because you don’t believe in the Chinese calender doesn’t mean...